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- Pack:
- your family unit; contains a hierarchical rank; model of
dog-human interaction.
- Peanut-butter stuck to the roof of the mouth disorder:
- Every so often they will lap at nothing. They just kind of
throw their head back and lap and lap and lap (at the air). We've
actually started counting just to see how long they can go. I
know fifty licks no problem. Maybe it's dry mouth, a hair ball?
- Perambulator position:
- position where his nose never goes past the pram's (stroller's)
front wheels.
- Perrier Puppy:
- what you call a puppy/dog when you give him/her bottled water.
- Pile:
- sleeping arrangement that consists of dogs and humans.
- Plain:
- a Boxer with no white, other than white chest and a little
on the feet.
- Points:
- Minute, invisible awards for winning which you cannot convince your spouse are more important than cash prizes.
- Poopsicles:
- what the dogs bring in from the yard in winter...frozen dog
poop!
- Potato chip principle, Synergism, Multiple Boxer Personalities
Disorder, Boxerholic; joys of multiple boxerdom:
- boxers are like potato chips, you can't just have one (see
also Boxers Anonymous).
- Pulley Thing Around My Neck:
- The boxer's description of a leash.
- Puppies:
- Small, dog like food-processing machines with the ability to stink up an entire house and collectively deafen a band of magpies (these creatures have not yet been perfected, as they come with a leaky system, and can also be dangerous to weak hearts and bank accounts).
- Puppy breath:
- the very, very faint scent of skunk; scent of tortillas.
- Puppy mills:
- dogs of questionable quality/parentage are kept in (often
filthy)cages their whole lives, one male services large numbers
of females of(maybe) the same breed, with no consideration as
to quality, health, temperament in selection of either parent.
The sole consideration is producing large numbers of puppies,
which are then sold via brokers out of pet stores.
- Pupsicle:
- Take a 20 ounce soft drink bottle(I seem to have lots of
those), fill it with water, freeze solid, and you have a nifty
toy; plain ole ice cube.
- Python, (v) Pythoning:
- when you have gone to work for the day and one or more dogs
are on the (specially purchased for them) duvet cover and sleeping.
So far that sounds normal...then they start to kind of Salvador
Dali over the edge of the bed and the head being heavy the dog
continues to slip towards disaster. Sometimes the tongue even
comes unleashed and hangs down also.
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