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- Mad act:
- the frenzied run that usually occurs after the Boxer has, errr, emptied its bowels.(see also "Warp Speed")
- Mahogany; rich Ochre red; 'deer' red:
- a deep red-fawn color.
- Mask:
- What to wear when you have to show the pet you sold six months ago.
- Mastitis:
- infection and inflammation of the mammary tissue, usually
after whelping.
- Mexican stand-off; The stalk and stare; face-off:
- When running around outside, they will suddenly freeze, start
stalking toward each other, and assume a face-to-face position
with heads over the other's shoulders. They will stand totally
still like that, not moving a muscle except for a little rolling
of the eyes, until one gives in and pounces on the other in a
growling play attack. Usually signed by spontaneous combustion!
Differing versions-One is head to head until some mysterious
signal is given or received and then they begin a chase. In the
second version they are standing apart from one another and pretending
not to look at one another. Then suddenly they break into this
chase. In the third a toy is involved--kind of like the bull
fighter with his cape; With both bodies facing each other, front
paws outstretched, straight forward on the ground (usually placed
there in a pounding fashion), rear legs sometimes remain in a
stance, some woofing may occur, some jabs may be thrown, next
thing you know, the bell that only they can hear tolls and they
are off.
- Mini missile launcher:
- what is casually leaned onto the visitors foot when one back
leg is on either side of the visitors leg.
- Monorchid:
- an individual who has only one testis or only one descended
into the scrotum.
- Mookies:
- a boxers stuffed animals (see also Chewman).
- Moose:
- what a boxer looks like when you call them in "mid-drink"
at the water dish and their head raises, the water was just running
out of both sides of their mouth.
- Mooshie Juice:
- The slimy, slippery slobber that a boxer usually shares freely
with its owner by rubbing it ona pants leg. [See Flug, Goobers]
- Mouth wrestling, the mouth game, the sea lion game, bite
mouth:
- The game two boxers play by opening their mouths wide and
facing off, tooth to tooth. No actual biting is involved, but
the game is usually accompanied by loud noises, and frequently
played while lying down.
- Muzzle:
- What to put on your kids at a dog show to prevent them from calling your competition what they overheard you call him last night.
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